STARSHIP TITANIC
Stage play by Matt Fossa
Based on a concept by Douglas Adams
Adapted for the stage from the novel by Terry Jones
Main Characters:
Leovinus: The Greatest Genius The Galaxy Has Ever Known
The Journalist (The): A journalist
Dan: A businessman and former travel agent
Lucy: An entertainment lawyer and Dan's fiancˇe
Nettie: A very beautiful and intelligent blonde woman
Captain Bolfass: Commander of the Yassaccan Space Fleet
The Megascuttler (bomb): A bomb that walks and talks
The Parrot: A giant parrot
Important Supporting Characters:
Starship Titanic Robots
Doorbot: A stuffed-shirt robot who wears headphones
Deskbot: A none-too friendly robot that resembles a desk light
Yassaccans
Corporal Golholiwol
Navigator Rodden
Humans
Nigel: Nettie's suave and sleazy boyfriend
Sergeant Stroud: Oxford Police Sergeant
Constable Hackett: Oxford Police Constable
Minor Characters (One-scene appearances)
The Blerontinian Head Reporter: A news anchorman
Antar Brobostigon: Leovinus's Project Manager
Droot Scraliontis: Leovinus's Accountant
Starship Workman: Shipbuilder
Blerontinian Club Reporter: A very attractive female reporter
Yassacan Prime Minister
Nancy: Nigel's second girlfriend
Supernumaries
Blerontinian Reporters
Yassacan Space Fleet Personnel
Yassacan Demonstrators/Civilians
Loss Adjuster mercenaries